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April 11, 2005

I Have A Stalker

It looks like I have a stalker.

This is very distressing, since the stalker in question is none other than Robert Scott Anderson, the obtuse troll-boy who in the past has stalked other men's women, whom he believed he had a relationship with. In that light, I don't know how I should feel about being the object of Robert's clandestine skulking about. If I receive a Hallmark card smelling of Rogaine and Cheetos though, I'll have to conclude Scooter plays both sides of the tracks.

Robert doesn't seem to be content with stalking me on StarDestroyer.net's message board, rubbing one out to every one of my posts, he's even gone to the extreme of snooping around my website, reading through notes for future ideas for said website, and offline web pages I'm currently working on.

Damn. Not even my fiancee does that. I'd better go buy a can of pepper spray and a rape whistle.

Anyway, I leave notes to myself in my website to update or change things later, and add suggestions made by friends whom I asked about certain issues. Then at work or on my fiancee's computer, if I have free time, I access these notes and update the website accordingly. I also email myself notes and incomplete webpages. One of these notes had the email headers on it, and the names of people who participated in that particular discussion.

Let's examine what kind of person we're dealing with here. You see, Scooter is a delusional simpleton who thinks madmen are out to kill him, and are busy framing him for things like small arms fire within women's apartments. Now, the poor man's Columbo believes he's pieced together evidence leading to a Freemason-like secret society that just out to "get" him. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

So Robert has been sniffing around my website's offline content, apparently adding to his Wayne Poe shrine in the hovel he resides in, and "discovered" that I am (are you ready for this?) part of an EMAIL LIST!! Better call Mulder and Scully; aliens will be landing any time now! So Darkstar, (a name by the way I find highly appropriate for Robert by the way; in the pornography world "the dark star" refers to the anus,) tries to piece his delusionary puzzle together by drooling over the other names who are on this email list. Then he comes to the conclusion that this list is the Official Darkstar Defamation Task Force, because some of the people on it have spoken about Star Wars subjects online.

So, am I part of a "secret" email list that was formed to discuss Darkstar? Nope. Am I on an email list with people of mutual interests to mine? Why, yes I am! I've been part of this same email list since early 1997. Uh oh...how could a Secret Official Darkstar Defamation Task Force Email List exist before anyone ever heard of Darkstar? This is a temporal conundrum not even Donnie Darko can explain...

So just what IS this "email list" Darkstar is developing Carpal Tunnel Syndrome over by doing the knuckle shuffle on his piss pump? Again, its a list of people with mutual interests who discuss everything and anything under the sun. Do Star Wars topics come up? Of course. So does Star Trek, and Dr. Who, Battlestar Galactica, and even Babylon 5, on ocasion. Does Star Wars vs Star Trek come up? Again, yes, since Mike Wong and I have websites dedicated to that topic. Boy, I bet that was difficult to gather.

As we've established, Robert is a delusional little asstard who has visions of people conspiring against him, and madmen wanting to kill him. We're not dealing with a rational person here, people. Let's have some fun and run through Robert's latest persecution fantasies, shall we?

Darkstar

The "Curtis" mentioned above was Curtis Saxton of the Star Wars Technical Commentaries, a fellow who has frequently disavowed any activity in the Star Trek vs. Star Wars debates. To be sure, he used to be active and with all the vitriol we'd expect from a Vs. Debate poster, what with declaring SW tech superior, calling people "typical Trekkies", and making reference to "silliest Trekkist fallacies". But, since then, he'd kept out of it, at least publicly.

So let's see...Curtis Saxton comments on a discussion in the email list, and suddenly he's a closet "Star Wars vs. Star Trek" debater? Oh, and Curtis apparently is anti-Trek because he allegedly declares "SW tech superior" to Trek. Well, newsflash, asswipe. Because SW tech IS superior to Trek tech, this doesn't mean the person has any vested interest in the VS debates whatsoever. The list is an information exchange among peers who happen to be friends. Something I'm certain is an alien concept to Robert.

Darkstar

This is not to say he wasn't involved with the people . . . as many have noted, Mike Wong, Wayne Poe, and others showed up on the acknowledgements of Saxton's Episode II: Incredible Cross Sections, which featured highly-inflated firepower figures for Star Wars.

Ah, again with the unsupported blatant falsehoods against the AOTC:ICS. Authors have acknowledged their friends and family in their work for centuries, but Curtis Saxton isn't allowed this perk.

Darkstar

And, sure, I'd seen a few things that could've been quiet responses to my work, but I'm not so conceited as to think that I'm the focus of everyone's attention all the time. Silly me.

Now this is simply gut-busting humor! When the subject of Darkstar came up on the list, Curtis had no idea who this idiot was, and this was AFTER the publication of the AOTC:ICS. So for Robert to insinuate that Dr. Saxton may have engineered the book in subtle ways to respond to...DARKSTAR...is a fucking laugh riot. The self proclaimed "last bastion of Star Trek didn't begin his "Darkstar" persona (I have to chuckle now everytime I type his name, because I keep thinking of the asshole reference from the porn world!) until 2002...when AOTC:ICS was published! I'd better keep an eye out for Frank the bunny and errant airplane engines...

Darkstar

You see, it recently came to my attention that there is indeed a currently-active e-mail list being run through Mike Wong's StarDestroyer.Net server. The list membership appears to include Mike Wong, Curtis Saxton, Wayne Poe, Brian Young, Martyn Griffiths, Adam Gehrls, and maybe others (though I can't identify some addresses).

Yeah, things would "come to my attention" too, were I to act like a gossipy old woman and rifle through the things of people I'm obsessed with.

Darkstar

(Brian Young also makes use of the "staff of analysts" from BabTech-onthe.Net, including Sean Robertson.)

Again, Peter Jennings' retarded brother is Johnny-On-The-Spot with with the news flashes. I'd hope Brian made use of the BabTech-onthe.Net analysts; after all, its HIS FUCKING WEBSITE!!! Damn, this is more pathetic than an amputee with a hard on.

Darkstar

The group seems to be a loose confederacy doing research on Star Trek and Star Wars away from the curious eyes of the hoi polloi and 'lesser Warsies'. That sounds fine in and of itself, though of course I might be annoyed were I one of those lesser folks thus excluded.

Again, Inspector Clouseau comes to a conclusion after logically weighing all the evidence. And like Clouseau, he has no fucking clue as to what he's talking about. Out of everyone on the entire list, besides myself and Mike Wong, there's a grand total of three other people who have an interest in Star Wars in relation to Star Trek. So what do we discuss on this secret Illuminati list Darkstar (snicker) has "discovered"? Oh, let's see...in February and March, for example, one list member had problems with mold in their apartemnt, which the rest of the list offered dozens of cures for. One list member regaled us with tales of his scripts being butchered by Hollywood studios, a former Star Wars EU author laughed at a question I posed to him, one list member went into extensive detail about the calibration of his home entertainment center, and still another reported he was nursing a bruised elbow after taking a spill in the snow. I discussed updates to my website, and a couple people offered suggestions and answers.

Oohh...real cloak and daggar stuff. The funny thing is, this isn't the first time Darkstar has fucked up, and declared a "Warsie" conspiracy afoot. He did the exact same thing a few years ago!

Darkstar

The part I find amusing, though, is the goal of a lot of that research. Naturally, given the obsession of some of the members of that list it should be no surprise that I'd be mentioned, along with those horrible "Trekkies" in general . . . but the fact that they talk about "pushing to add more examples to make [me] look foolish" is amusing. I especially enjoy how much effort they expend explicitly trying to frame their collective position so that there's nothing for me to be able to argue against . . . not to mention what a poor job they do of it, historically. But, then, with some of it being filtered through Wayne, it's a wonder any of it comes out coherent at all.

Here we see Darkstar (hehehe!)attempt to paint the entire existence of the list as a secret cabal against him. And this is all from a smattering of notes on a .txt file the cowardly little twat found by desperately searching through my webpages! You see, since Darkstar's (ahhhhh-hahahahaha!!) entire website is a direct response to mine, any update I'd do on MY website would OF COURSE reflect on his! And since the one or two list members with whom I was discussing these updates with agreed that Idiot-Boy should be smacked around even more that I currently do on my webpages, THIS is his basis for declaring the entire list "just about him". Someone needs a reassuring hug. How much are whores in Hattiesburg?

Ah, but then Asshole-Star dismisses the notion that he was ever bitchslapped soundly out out ASVS and other message boards by not only me and Mike Wong, but many of the denziens from those places as well...

Darkstar

I'm not the sole focus, of course. They lament about things as any researchers would. For instance, who can avoid hearing the pain of disclosure when they say that "It is possible that we undercalculated this for the ICS"? Especially when the message is reminds them of their obvious efforts to try to make sure that "things make it a better comparison to Trek"!

"Especially when the message is reminds them of their obvious efforts to try to make sure that 'things make it a better comparison to Trek'" WTF?? Anyone own an idiot translator so we can make sense of this poorly structured sentence? Again, junior detective doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. The AOTC:ICS wasn't written in committee. Curtis Saxton was the sole author, and gave zero regard to Star Trek.. Oh, but don't tell this to the rabidTrekkies. They still need to hold on to their fantasies. And their cocks, since no one else will take pity on them for even a mercy tug.

Darkstar

But, then, few in Vs. Debate circles seriously doubted that the E2:ICS firepower figures were anything more than an anti-Trek wank, even if the Warsies cried foul at the mere suggestion that Saxton's ICS figures were based on anything other than Saxton's careful research of AoTC (despite the fact that he had little to no actual movie to base most of the figures on). And, of course, I'm sure they'll label this a personal attack on Saxton, too, just as they did whenever anyone else besides them dared breathe his name.

Yes, Asshole-star continues with his made up fantasies about Dr. Saxton's work, being the misfit little coward that he is. See, Curtis doesn't subscribe to Darkstar's personal canon view of Star Wars, and instead follows Lucasfilm's actual canon and continuity policy. So of course Asshole-star would want to dismiss this canon book as much as possible. And it's hilarious to see this idiot attempt to appeal to a minority of little Trekkie fanboys who hate the ICS series with a passion. Awww...plug up those holes girls...you're getting blood all over the linoleum...

Darkstar

That said, I guess this explains why Saxton never responded to those two e-mails I sent a couple of years ago. I'm a dirty "Trekkist" whose work had to be attacked in private e-mails, not to mention disagreed with in the pages of an otherwise pretty EU book that he and the boys did calcs for with a view toward inflating Star Wars past Star Trek levels. Woe is unreplied-to me.

Here we have the crux of Asshole-star's lamentations. Curtis didn't respond to his emails, so he makes like Incrediboy from "The Incredibles" and seeks to become his worst enemy. Boy, you can just smell the desperation. "Why won't you acknowledge me?? Waaaa!" And again he repeats the Trekkie belief that Saxton violated his confidentiality agreement with Lucasfilm and had a "Let's Write An ICS" book party.

Oh, but I'll let you in on a little secret. A couple years back, Curtis did indeed get an email from Asshole-star. He asked Mike and I who this little kid was. And Mike and I did our duty and told Curtis exactly who Scooter was. So Curtis never responded to Darkstar? Hmm...was it something we said? =snicker=

Darkstar

But, I digress. Why is all this amusing, over and above the fun I've already had above? Because, with rare exception, this site is mine. I've conferred with a handful of others on occasion (and those others know they have my eternal thanks), but over the years this site has existed I have invariably been the primary author and primary creator.

Yeah, and the rest of us have a sweatshop full of midgets building our websites for us. I thought that was public knowledge?

Darkstar

In other words, I realized that I'd been kicking the asses of Wayne and Mike and then the whole gaggle of SD.Net denizens for a long while, thanks to ASVS, the Wong Debate, and the Battle of Britain (not to mention their efforts to harass me out of the debate) . . . but I never realized that they'd been crying for help to a secret smoke-filled e-mail list of other guys for all this time.

Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite has been kicking all our asses, with his Flippin' Mad Skillz for years. Robert seems to have a very selective memory, doesn't he? He had his ass handed to him repeatedly on ASVS from everyone there, and left in shame TWICE. He had his theories and conclusions shoved BACK up his ass by nearly everyone on SD.net, until he had himself banned to he could claim he was kicked out. The same thing happened at spacebattles.com, until they banned his ass there, too. Yup, he's a regular undefeated warrior, isn't he? His ass has been kicked more times than Jenna Jameson's face has been cummed on, yet the Black Knight still claims victory...

Darkstar

Come on girls . . . I know you hate to avoid using that numerical advantage, but increasing it via secret dispatches to Curtis Saxton and Brian-and-the-gang is getting a little ridiculous, don't you think? Why not a little one-on-one?

Sorry, Asshole-star, but you've HAD your chance. Repeatedly. Mike Wong killed you when you went one-on-one with him. I destroyed every single one of your inane argument during your short stays on ASVS, when you'd run away for months at a time, and I continued to trash you on SD.net until you arranged to get yourself booted out. I continued to kick your ass, one on one, at spacebattles.com, until your jealousy for my "Trekmiss 1" video got you booted out of there permanently.

I'll continue to confer with my pals online about future webpage updates. You'll continue to live vicariously through me.Darkstar (snicker)

Now watch as Robert how he found out about this "super secret list" we've been hiding from the public at large!

Darkstar

I happened upon its existence quite accidentally, thanks to Wayne's sloppy webmastery . . . he had various cut-and-pastes from the group as .txt files in his directories.

Yeah, that sounds really accidental, doesn't it? I have to use that line if I ever decide on Burglary as a career choice. "Oh my! Whatever am I doing in the diamond exchange after hours?"

Darkstar

(When one has no index.whatever file in one's directory, the default in most cases is simply a listing of the files in a directory. As example, see Brian Young's directory: http://www.babtech-onthe.net/download/ . . . btw, Brian, thanks for the Clone Wars.)

Ah, so mine is not the only website Robert has been desperately poring through obsessively, stealing content. I can't wait to inform Brian of this once he returns from his vacation. Of course, this is nothing new; just an escalation of this dishonest pussy's activities. He's openly stolen images and content from my website and Mike's in the past.

Darkstar

As I observed these files for awhile, I saw where he deleted some, added details, and so on . . . of course after I e-mailed the list the "security hole" was plugged within a few days. I figured they'd eventually figure it out, but I couldn't resist saying hello.

"Security hole"? This incredibly inept fucktard seems to think that an email list me and bunch of friends belong to is directly connected to my website somehow. Then he goes on to suggest he used his mad hacker skills to infiltrate it!! This guy truly puts the "stupid" in "motherfucker".

Darkstar

But, for quite some time, I had access to his pages-in-progress and notes regarding them from the list which Curtis Saxton participated in, and these files remain on my hard drive. So, it will be a hard sell for you to portray the list in an innocent light, as you seem to desire, or to portray me in a paranoid light. I know what was afoot . . . Wayne provided that information to me.

Ok...Robert isn't paranoid...that's why he's been skulking through my website all this time, gathering offline content, stealing pages in progress, and sneaking around other people's websites doing the exact same thing. No, this isn't an obsessive, cowardly pussy...

Editor's update: Darkstar makes the following statement in regards to how he came across this email list:

On such an occasion I clicked my browser's "up" button instead of the "back" button, and quite accidentally found myself at his directory structure.

It was the "up button" that caught my attention. To the best of my knowledge, no browser comes equipped with one, at least not as a default. The Google toolbar, however, does allow for that option to be chosen. Click on the picture below and make note of the placement of the "UP" button in relation to the "BACK" one.

Now this can mean one of two thing:

1. Darkstar is incompetent in using simple browser software as Poe notes, "Again with the 'Whoops! How did I get here???' Gee, he must have just slipped his pinky onto the wrong key when he went and gathered content off of Brian Young's website as well."
or
2. Darkstar is lying and was intentionally rooting through Poe's directories to see what he could find.

Of course, how can I possibly deride the intentions of such an honorable man. After all, he did what all honorable men do when they find themselves where they shouldn't be. They hold to their ethics and cue the Mission Impossible theme as all honorable people should.

Posted by at April 11, 2005 01:14 PM

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