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Determining the limits of Strowbridge's Ego
How can you talk about ASVS, use the words, "profanities" and
"offensive" and not mention my name?

The ego of C.S. Strowbridge has been purported to equal or exceed the mass of a black hole and almost as dense as DarkStar. However, is its mass a constant, or rather a variable dependant upon the number of time Strowbridge's name is mentioned either on the newsgroup or a website? If it is a variable, it's value would be different depending upon the thread one is veiwing.

Can the mass of C.S. Strowbridge's ego be expressed as a function?

For example:

_f(X)= X²
       X^{^1/2}

Where X equal the number of times Strowbridge's name is mentioned; X cannot be equal to or less than zero.

According to the function,  what are the limits of the mass of Strowbridge's ego?

lim   X² _{= 0}  
^{X->0  X^1/2}

lim    X² _{= does not exist; it increases without bound}
^X->oo X^{^1/2}

According to the function, the ego mass, or Strowbridge Ego Value (SEV), of this page is 46.9, while the SEV of Usenet is currently 5.78E+06!!!

But how much energy can Strowbridge's ego contain? Building on the above funcion, Dr Rob Wilson of the prestigious ASVS Prep School believes he may have the answer:

It is very illuminating if one expresses Strowbridge's ego as a function of Special relativity.

E = mC squared where E =  Ego Energy (Strowbridge's) in Joules, m = Mass (Strowbridge Ego Value), C = Speed of Light km/s (the electronic impulses carrying the E-mail/posts to Strowbridges computer)

The explaination above alone has an ego energy reading of 4.68E+17J! This is more than enough energy to vaporize the three Hoth asteroids destroyed by the Avenger in Empire Strikes Back.

As you can see, if he was referenced enough times in a debate he would easily outpower the sun and possibly be capable of generating a Superlaser blast...this is why he tends to win debates, he simply lets his opponent fuel his ego until he can blast them from the face of the planet.

We can now determine the mass of Strowbridge's Ego and the energy it contains. And this is only in the first week of research into this strange phenomenom! However, these are only theoretical values. More experimentation and independant peer review is required before this should be applied on a regular basis.

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Please excuse the formatting problems in the equation, still playing around with the super/subscripts.