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06/19/00 (A slow news day)

Crossposting Trolls and "Hackers"

  They fill the newsgroup with ramblings such that it would seem their keyboards are afflicted with diarrhea. Such people are in desperate need of ASVS Pepto-Bismo. And should they not willingly take their medicine...have Lt. Hit-Man force-feed it to them. -The Editor

Most recently:

DMVTREK (dmvtrek@aol.com) for hocking his wares on ASVS

Dr Jekyll and Co. for crossposting

Coward (no.user@anon.xg.nu) for another anonymous hollow threat against our beloved home.

Steve Wolter (swolter@gmx.de) for a crosspost that includes the ng alt.troll.

This Month in ASVS History

June 1999

 The Athega Star System become the "litmus test" of a Star Destroyer's shields and tests the reading comprehension ability of many NG regulars. Deja 1   Deja 2  Deja 3

Klingons battled the Celts in an off topic battle.

Yet another laser argument. (You don't really need to read it)

Some whining about "The Phantom Menace" Deja

The TJFAQ (Maintain respect on ASVS)

Chuck has two healthy baby boys.

Many pleasant discussions over the FAQ (now the Rules and Regs), the U-FAQ (the "unbiased FAQ), and voting procedures.

The Golden Stardestroyer Award is created.

Thread of the month: "Warp in Hyperspace" (Maintain respect, but it's a great read)

Quotes of the Day

"Look at her. Give her a haircut and she'd pass for a man easy" - Spyda on Janeway

"Whenever I get frustrated I will add another scene of Voyager crew members being
slaughtered." -Kyle

"Trying to keep things where they belong isn't that bad - we have the same rules here though nobody seems to follow them." -Lord Edam

"Lt. CommanderDeVries, has finished his inspection of the panties, and reports that
he has collected several pairs for 'personal inspection'." -from Laundry Wars (Phong)

"I was young; I needed the money." -Guardian 2000

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