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Who's the Twit?

Newbie: Hi, I just arrived here in ASVS. Can you tell me what side people are on?

Wayne Poe: Well, arguing for Startrek we have Who's the twit, Whats the problem, and I-Don't-Know's the answer.

Newbie: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the guys arguing for Star Trek.

Wayne: I'm telling you. Who's the twit, What's the problem, and I Don't Know's the answer.

Newbie: You know the fellas' names?

Wayne: Yes.

Newbie: Well then who's the twit?

Wayne: Yes.

Newbie: I mean the twit.

Wayne: Who.

Newbie: The twit arguing for Star Trek

Wayne: Who.

Newbie: The twit.

Wayne: Who is the twit.

Newbie: Well what are you asking me for?

Wayne: I'm not asking you. I'm telling you, "Who is the twit."

Newbie: I'm asking you "Who is the twit?"

Wayne: That's the man's name.

Newbie: That whose name?

Wayne: Yes.

Newbie: Well, go ahead and tell me.

Wayne: Who.

Newbie: The guy known as a twit.

Wayne: Who.

Newbie: The big twit!

Wayne: Who is the twit!

Newbie: Have you got a twit arguing for Star Trek?

Wayne: Certainly.

Newbie: Then who is the twit?

Wayne: Absolutely.

Newbie: (pause) When you flame the twit, who gets the insults?

Wayne: Every ad hominem of it. And why not? the man's entitled to it.

Newbie: Who is?

Wayne: Yes.

Newbie: (pauses again) So who get it?

Wayne: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his professor comes down and gets it.

Newbie: Whose professor?

Wayne: Yes.

Newbie: (makes frustrated noise)

Wayne: After all the man earns it.

Newbie: Who does?

Wayne: Absolutely.

Newbie: All I'm trying to find out is: What's the name of the twit?

Wayne: Ohh, no no. Whats the problem.

Newbie: I'm not asking you who's the problem...

Wayne: Who's the twit.

Newbie: That's what I'm trying to find out!!

Wayne: Well don't change the debaters around.

Newbie: I'm not changing nobody.

Wayne: Well take it easy...

Newbie: What's the twit's name?

Wayne: Whats the problem.

Newbie: I don't know.

Wayne: He's the answer. We're not talking about him.

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